The adventures of Derek, evil genius

Author: Doctor_Smoke

Date: September 29, 2007

by Doctor_Smoke
9-29-07
Master! master!
what is it, you mechanical moron?
The enemy is at the gates of your ultra-secret layer of doom and destruction! What should I do?
Release the radioactive iron-toothed fire-breathing cyber-slugs!
I'm sorry, master, but the radioactive mutant cyclops goat ate the mail-order slip you told me to post yesterday before I could get to the mailbox...
CURSES!