I love turkey, but...

Author: DontKnow

Date: November 24, 2003

by DontKnow
11-24-03
You know, I like Turkey. It makes a great meal.
Especially when it is $5 for a 22 pounder. You just can't beat Thanksgiving specials
But then I have to cook it, and that always takes longer than advertised--7 hours to cook a greasy little bird.
And then I have to debone it and freeze most of it. I can't just eat turkey every day for 2 weeks straight.
And then comes the worst part of it all.
Cleaning the oven. It makes such a blasted mess in there. Why can't it cook cleanly like brownies do?