I so totally want to do this

Author: DontKnow

Date: November 25, 2003

by DontKnow
11-25-03
Hi Randi, are you ready for your year in space?
Yes sir, I am.
Umm. Why are you in your underwear.
I want to be the first woman to have sex in space.
I don't have any condoms with me.
That's ok, I also want to be the first one to get pregnant and give birth in space.