Even I'm not this desparate (REF: ebay item #2962323541)

Author: DontKnow

Date: November 25, 2003

by DontKnow
11-25-03
Would you like to pretend that you have a Girlfriend?
I WOULD!
 
I WOULD!
I will pretend to be your long-distance girlfriend for a month. You even get a perfumed letter each week from me.
Here's $41.
 
OH THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!!!
Later that week...
Hi mom. See I'm not so strange. I even have a girlfriend.
awww. How nice.