How to Avoid Happy People

Author: DoomKitty

Date: May 7, 2003

by DoomKitty
5-07-03
Step 1: recognize the threat
Holy shit! It's a freakishly happy kid...
Step 2: Avoid eye contact, to prevent hypnosis...
AHHHHHHH!! Must... not... look...
Hi lady! See all the flowers, and bugs, and sunshine, and puppies, and isn't it all soooo pretty...
Step 3: If all else fails, remember your secret weapon...
I have a spork!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!