All comics by Dorklord777

 

by Dorklord777
10-16-05
the fire seems to be out(cough)...
What could have caused this catastrophe!?
moments later...
poofy did it, but i tried to stop her, yes i did, i scorched her with the iron again, oh boy, silly poofy just had to gnaw my network wires again...hehe.hu..ha
people and their cats, this is the weirdest one yet

 

by Dorklord777
10-16-05
Somewhere in the deep realm of an ashtray...
hi there stewart!(hack!cough)
where the hell am i ? dont make me kill you freak!
On the contrary, dont make me kill you!! Today i will be increasing your "need for nicotine" levels up 50%....Welcome to smokers hell, Stewy baby!
So you mean i will have to smoke more and more and all the time and wherever i am at?!?
yep, thats's correct.(cough,gag, cough)....
man...where will i come up with that much money to buy all those cigarettes...?

 

by Dorklord777
10-16-05
boy oh boy, i sure hate it when they lock me up in there after a bad performance
ah, no biggy my friend.
hey, its horrible in there, i'de like to see you suffer in there!
friend,i have gave birth to 20 octo-beaver babies and had poison pumped from my 3rd stomach and flew on a v-58 atom-rocket to Kabul, then threw up 30 times at a titans football game,...
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and that was all yesterday. aye!would you like some fish my friend?

 

by Dorklord777
10-16-05
braaains!!
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BRAAAAAINS!!!
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brains??
I wish i had brains so someone could eat them. I do get lonely.

 

by Dorklord777
10-16-05
Hi there, is your mother or father home?
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I said is your mother or father home?! This is no laughing matter kid!
*puurr*
Look i dont wanna get law enforcement down here, they've caused enough problems today for me, now just cooperate!
geez, can this guy not see im a fricken reindeer? ok you know what,these days, who knows??

 

by Dorklord777
10-16-05
come back here you dumb bat! im gonna smack ya!
whered it go?
hey , turn around retard, im gonna bite ya!!

 

by Dorklord777
10-16-05
ok, if i go in there, i may burn alive or fall through the floor...
but if i stay here and hide i might get fired....
hehe..fired..thats a good one...oh great , i am talking to myself again arent i?(yes you are*) hey? who said that?

 

by Dorklord777
10-16-05
no, go away, its over!
but billy...
no, you lied to me, you tricked me again, i cant do it any longer!
but billy, i can make you feel good, just like old times, c'mon billy, come closer, dont you want to feel good again?

 

by Dorklord777
10-16-05
i told you no. i can't fix your broken X-box 3,100.
please just take a look at it, oh heck just take it, i cant stand it any longer!
wait!....is it the special edition gold#35 with ruby cystal power chargers for level 58 of theulltra wizards deluxe game?...with the arm master super controller with built in sweat pad?
WHO?

 

by Dorklord777
10-16-05
hi. my name is micheal J. and i'll be moving in across the street...oh and this is my monkey bobo!
dat dar' monkey is bitin' me ..see? get er' off!
its okay bobo! sit.
dat dare is one smart monky!
oh, you should see how well we work with children... do you have any?
well sure, im sure theyd LOVE to see ya and dat monkey of yourz. I'll send um' over tonight..

 

by Dorklord777
10-17-05
yo, you want some coffee drink mr. bat?
you fool, i only drink blood! now gimme!!
no, its cool dude, its a double expresso strong with sugar, it'll fix u up.
It was much nicer around when starbucks wasnt here.

 

by Dorklord777
10-17-05
sir, i have to ask you to leave this area at this time.
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ok sir, your officialy creeping me out!SARGE!!!

 

by Dorklord777
10-18-05
sir, this temperature looks bad, i'll alert the doctor!
will i be ok? how bad is it?
you? this is from your cat, this is a vet office sir.
oh, thats why poopy has been clawing the dickens out of my arm.

 

by Dorklord777
10-18-05
what planet again was it they wanted us to explore?
um..i dunno..*honk honk*
why the crap would they send us to the new planet anyways.
i guess they figure it cant be without laughter and agriculture..the two things we need in life.
and i guess they figure we can survive out here without space suits also...(gasp)

 

by Dorklord777
10-18-05
um.Mr. Kennedy, im sorry i killed you...I brought you soke flowers...
um....
I'm dead you reatarded psychopath, go away!

 

by Dorklord777
10-18-05
dude cool costume..wheres jenny?
Thats not a costume is it ?...Dammit Steve!!

 

by Dorklord777
10-18-05
hmm...thankyou for buyin. blah blah.. please fasten toilet in place to...blah..
ah..here it is... to remove tank clogs put--
GURGLE** SplASH!
hey now, im trying, dont start. It was bad enough you sprayed freezing water up my butt.

 

by Dorklord777
10-18-05
*hu..hu..help...***
HI, im stephen King , would you like a part in my newest film?

 

by Dorklord777
10-19-05
man i hate those OLD folks.
yeh, they are a bit crabby sometimes!
hey! We prefer the term "Youthfully challenged"!!

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