Why the Grass Is Greener There

Author: DrMorton

Date: July 10, 2007

by DrMorton
7-10-07
I must have come across the most beautiful place in the whole universe. Not only was the grass here greener than anywhere I´d been before - it also floated gently two feet above the ground ...
... while chanting heavenly tunes through its thousands of thousands of tiny mouths. They sang of eternal bliss, of neverending joy, they sang the song of life itself.
It all had to end of course when mission control realized that the engineers had accidentally switched one of my oxygen cylinders for one of laughing gas.