The Remorseful Infant (Edward Gorey Remix)

Author: DrMorton

Date: July 28, 2007

by DrMorton
7-28-07
When letting my eyes gaze over the wall / That hours before had looked oh so fine / I realized that fingerpainting the lot of it all / Was to be considered the most hideous crime.
Then I looked at my fingers, the stains of red / Which sight made me think even more / If upon planning the art in my head / I should have reconsidered the use of gore.
Gaining my last insight I trembled with fear / It drove me to deeply regret what I did / Killing the nanny had been a foolish idea / For my diapers grew full of shit.