Play Dixie For Me

Author: DrMorton

Date: July 30, 2007

by DrMorton
7-30-07
Oh no! Farmer Bob is at it again!
Yep. Recreating civil war battles with farm animals. It´s degrading. Also farmer Bob is so not convincing as Robert E. Lee.
Fuck, he has that poor old horse Charlie play Ulysses S. Grant again. This is torture. Charlie can hardly walk anymore.
Hmm, where did Charlie get this hand grenade? Oh, look at that! I did not think you could pull the safety pin with a hoof.
I guess the South lost again.
I don´t recall anyone in school telling us that General Lee lost both his arms and legs in battle.