Beshtest Friend

Author: DrMorton

Date: August 25, 2007

by DrMorton
8-25-07
Godda tell you shomeshing, Tinkerbell. Caush youma beshtest friend. Only friend that ish. Lishen: The luvv of my life hash just left me.
She shaid I´m probbabbly the nishest guy in the world when I´m not drunk. But problem wash she hadd never sheen me shober, she shaid.
Guesh she ish right. I´m even sho drungg right now that I talk to you ash if you could undershtand Englishshshshsh.
Oh, I do understand English perfectly. But if I wasn´t on crack right now I´d have run away right at the beginning of your rant. Can´t feel my legs though.