Mouse M.D.

Author: DrMorton

Date: October 21, 2007

by DrMorton
10-21-07
Morning, interns! Today´s case study object suffers from a rare and fascinating condition causing a steady flow of liquid from his nose. It triggers the production of histamines causing the brain ...
... to initiate a recurring large opening of the nasal cavity combined with an outburst of air from within the body. I propose immediate brain surgery followed by extensive and expensive lab studies.
I thought I had just the flu ... ?
Your insurance doesn´t cover "just the flu". Also treating "just the flu" doesn´t pay for my golf club membership. So just shut up and let me do my job.