CC 372: Fyodor´s Krypton Ep. #2

Author: DrMorton

Date: October 27, 2007

by DrMorton
10-27-07
Lex Luthor!
Fyodor Mikhail ... I mean, MIGHTY RASKOLNIKOV!
Think of the endless frozen plains of Siberia! Think of the cold and hopeless winter nights in Moscow! You´re getting depressed beyond return!
What are you trying to do?
My powers of mighty melancholy don´t seem to work on you.
Look: I´m bald and I´m constantly getting my ass kicked by a guy in blue pantyhose and red knickers. How much more depressed could I get?