Mouse Rising

Author: DrMorton

Date: January 18, 2008

by DrMorton
1-18-08
For career day I give you my uncle Mortimer. Judging by his appearance many of you will come to the seemingly obvious but ultimately incorrect conclusion that he´s a firefighter.
In fact he´s made an impressive career in the serial killer business, specializing in paralyzing his victims with gas - hence the mask - before chopping them up slowly while they´re fully conscious
You may have noticed I provided additional gas masks for myself and those loyal to me. Before I hand out the one remaining mask I´d like to hear how you intend to grade my report, Mrs. Crabbenstein?