Peacemaker.

Author: Dracon_Shadow

Date: July 13, 2003

by Dracon_Shadow
7-13-03
A few years ago, a few of my friends kept getting into fights.
GOD! I HATE YOU! BURN!
Why don't you go take a flying leap into a bunch of piranhas.
So, somehow, I was expected to help both of them while still being impartial.
How can I save us?
SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU GODDAMN BITCH!
I'm kidding, I was kind and sensitive and helped them be friends agian.
Now, how can I get him out of his pants?
I am so getting my metal polished tonight!