Draconias - Drug Therapy

Author: Draconias

Date: January 31, 2002

by Draconias
1-31-02
No way, officer! I'd never do drugs! I'm afraid that I would probably start talking to Satan or something crazy like that.
So then what happened?
Ohmygo! The apple pie recipe was like so good. I knew I'd win the bake sale for sure! But God, just like, got jealous and smited the mortal judges.
I was thinkin' more on the lines of Ritalin.
No way! I took some of my mom's ritalin once and I ended up talking to Jerry Garcia.