I ate your mom 1

Author: DragQueen

Date: April 22, 2004

by DragQueen
4-22-04
I am so embarassed.
What happened?
I called some old lady "mom" but it wasn't her. She bitchslapped me with her cane.
Oh. Really? That's um...wow. Huh. Imagine that.
Come to think of it, I haven't seen her around lately.
It's not what you think. I didn't eat her on PURPOSE.