The news yesterday morning went like this...

Author: DragQueen

Date: May 20, 2004

by DragQueen
5-20-04
...McDonalds has changed the chemicals in their french fries, so now they're healthier. Okay. Here's teh weather with teh weatherman man
Yes ^cough^
We'll be having somes volatile storms and stuffs.
...Volatile. I like that You're so awesome weatherman man Will you bang me until I die
I read it in a crossword puzzle last night I want a french fry