Now that's upset

Author: DragQueen

Date: June 1, 2004

by DragQueen
6-01-04
Hello I'm George dubayuh Bush and I have a secret for the people of America.
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No, settle down. It's even better than that. Hell, it's better than mutual masturbation with Osama Bin Laden.
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Suddenly--
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