I'm trying to make this funny and it didn't work

Author: DragQueen

Date: June 3, 2004

by DragQueen
6-03-04
Ello zhere hijo
What the hell is an e-ho?
zat es four me two no and you to nut find oute
Can you go? I'm busy running away from home
emmmmh...that is wut yoo saided laste weak
^grunt^