This is what happens when you get drunk with aliens

Author: DragQueen

Date: July 1, 2005

by DragQueen
7-01-05
Greetings earth being. I have come to take your planet.
cool, wanna go to my place?
I don't know, do you have a jacuzzi?
Yes I have 5 of them
I totally forgot what I was doing.
I'm so drunk I think I just vomited inside myself