I wish the news wasn't so depressing, and more like...

Author: DragQueen

Date: July 1, 2005

by DragQueen
7-01-05
In other news, I'm going to do a backflip off of this table into a flaming hoop.
And my hair is blonde.
Okay here I go.
I had sex with a Mexican once in a laundromat.
I seem to have done a backflip over a flaming gay guy instead.
Super!