Meals on Crutches

Author: DragonBomber

Date: November 28, 2002

by DragonBomber
11-28-02
Yes, I will be wanting my turkey and ham now please...
Excuse me? What the hell do I look like...your slave?
My mouth waters for the fresh flesh of a ham or turkey my dear...
Again, how is this my problem? The nerve...
Another lonely holiday spent torturing strangers...
Can I at least have a chicken pot pie? Hello? Am I to believe that is a negative to my query?