The Long Way To A Woman's Lust Cavern

Author: DragonBomber

Date: April 23, 2003

by DragonBomber
4-23-03
Wearing his "player jersey", our man tries to hook himself up with the proverbial poontang.
Damn...I wish I could lay my spoiled sausage inside the walls of that skank's pity cave.
I bet he thinks he didn't say that outloud.
Our man knows what a classy woman wants, even is she doesn't.
Man, that bitch's tits are hot. I bet I could rip me a piece of her for a Big Mac and some soggy fries. Hells ya!
Keep "thinking" slick. Pretty soon the truth will fall out of your filthy mouth.
His condition may never be self recognized, but the odds say he will get child 6 pretty soon in spite of it.
Damn...maybe this snatch basket will loan me a few rides on the clam. I have nothing in my pockets but lust and sin. I hate child support, fucking 5 snotrags.
I bet he's staring at my ass right now. Players get no play from this snatch basket.