The Elderly Be Mechanical, and Rednecks Should Know Better

Author: DragonBomber

Date: May 8, 2003

by DragonBomber
5-08-03
A mulleted, well dressed redneck decides to do his civil duty.
Yo, Gramps. Can I help you with that wood of yours? It looks as if you need some help there getting across the street.
*kling klang*
I don't think the old bitty heard me. That means I can unleash this squirrel wine into her lungs. She'll be a fine dinnah! A bit rubbery though I reckon.
*kling klang*
Not understanding the true source of life for the elderly, our hero engages in follied behavior.
HOLY FUCK! That old tang just exploded. Mother fucker...I nearly scored. Well, bottom's up!