The Birth of AOD

Author: DragonBomber

Date: May 18, 2003

by DragonBomber
5-18-03
This is it my friend. I am finally transplanting your soul. Your innerds and breath must go into my new friend, whom I shall name "AntiOmegaDoom."
Can't you keep me alive for mp3s, console emulation joy, and IRC? We've had a good few months. What about those whores in the closet? *SOB*
Always, the computers ask unneccessary questions.
Don't cry... You will ruin your circuitry. I shall not be KILLING you in truth. You're getting a new body and a better OS.
I see... Why must I change my name? I like Cecil! Can't you just carry me around on a scateboard or something?
No. I'm afraid not. You will be AntiOmegaDoom, since he did NOT kill humans as he was programmed to do. You will aid me Cecil. You shall be reborn in their blood!
I guess I have no choice. I'm keeping the tunes though. I HAVE always wanted to kill one of you fuckwits with your fancy smancy LEGS... *GROWL*