Training A Battery Leech 1

Author: DragonBomber

Date: May 19, 2003

by DragonBomber
5-19-03
I feel better now that I am outside. I can smell humans in the air. I can smell their deaths waifting into my artifical olfactory senses.
Yeah, humans stink like cattle AOD. There is a small exception list I have given you. Your programming will allow us to do great work.
I cannot kill all humans? This revelation does not bring joy to my hollow cardiac chamber. Why was I made then?
Not all no. For example, I am considered sub-Human because of my Blackfoot and Gypsy blood. You will understand all soon. We have to train, both of us.
To Be Continued...
You have gathered a source for Human blood?
Calm down AOD. Load and view the video sample from "Office Space" and you'll see what happens if you cross me.