Why candy canes are for sinners

Author: DragonBomber

Date: October 2, 2002

by DragonBomber
10-02-02
Is he staring the santa sack? Dirty pedophilic priests... *grumble*
Santa, I have some photos I think you should see. How old are your elves?
Those elves are all consenting midgets. I mean...shit! What do you want my son? Sluts?
No Santa. I have enough for now. I want dorm webcam access from the rectory.
Live hot co-eds
Hi sexy...what are you going to do with that whip? Mmmm...yeah! You know where I like it. Beat me pingi!
The whip is a distraction my dear. It's what I'm going to do with my nose that you should be worried about.