God wants all you straight people to die.

Author: DragonBomber

Date: October 3, 2002

by DragonBomber
10-03-02
Hello and welcome! Thank you for attending this first meeting of my fan club. I am God's lesser known son, Fred.
Tell them the truth Freddy! They need to know the truth...
Fuckity fuck fuck shit fuck fuck... You asshole. FINE! I got fired from Scooby Doo and can't get a job. I found out gay people aren't hired. I need your help friends. Kill all straights!