New Ideas

Author: DragonXero

Date: November 11, 2002

by DragonXero
11-11-02
So, would you like to go out to dinner with me sometime?
Aww, you're sweet. Like a puppy. Only not as cute. But, I have a boyfriend, so no.
So, um, would you care to go to lunch with me sometime?
Sorry, I'd love to, but I have a boyfriend. You could just pay me some money though.
Hi, can I fuck your boyfriend up the ass?
*choke* HUH?!