They Stay That Way, Folks

Author: DragonXero

Date: December 23, 2003

by DragonXero
12-23-03
Oh thank Allah! I have reached heaven through my holy war! Are you one of my virgins?
Yes I am. I am here just for you.
Very well! Let's get it on!
Not until we're married!
W-wait, you're not supposed to say that.
You don't think I'm still a virgin because I sleep with every man who dies in a holy war, do you??