My Night at the Buffet

Author: DragonXero

Date: August 19, 2004

by DragonXero
8-19-04
Hey, it's really busy tonight, and I've got a whole bunch of tables to serve!
That's nice. Well, I'm in a real hurry tonight, so I don't think I will have time to leave a tip.
You know, this *is* a buffet, you can get your own drinks!
I can clean my own plate, and cook my own food too, but I paid you people for that.
I'm sorry, this is a really busy night, I have so much to do, I can't be expected to be everywhere at once! *whine* *complain*
You know, excuses are like bowel movements. Everyone has them, but some stink a lot more.