Drunk Pants

Author: DragonXero

Date: August 25, 2004

by DragonXero
8-25-04
Hey! *hic* Yer toilet won't flush!!
My toilet? I was just in there, what the hell...
And I can't *hic* find the motherf- *hic* fucking lid!
What the cunt are you ta-
Oh yeah, *hic* It's five minutes off, too
Wha- Goddammit! Not the grandfather clock again!