No KFC in Hell

Author: DragonXero

Date: September 22, 2004

by DragonXero
9-22-04
John! You're going to hell!
Oh, okay. Will there be a KFC nearby?
No, John, you don't understand, there will be no KFC in hell.
Oh, well that sucks. So is it a very long drive away?
You still fail to understand, in Hell, there is absolutely no access to KFC. Where there would normally be a KFC, there is a McDonald's.
No KFC? All McDonalds? .... NOOOOOOO!