Veep Debates

Author: DragonXero

Date: October 7, 2004

by DragonXero
10-07-04
Gentlemen, your opinion on the war in Iraq, please.
Umm, I... don't like it! Kerry told me to say that, he's a smart man, and I like him!
My young opponent here obviously has little experience. The war is going smashingly.
Um, right, how about healthcare then?
Mistah Kerry says we have a plan. I don't know what it is, but I believe him.
Why do people need health care? We gave them tax breaks. They can buy it on their own.
Er, alright. Now, how about Haliburton?
I think Mr. Kerry said Haliburton was evil and Mr. Cheney was part of it, so he's evil too!
I ah.. well, that is... LOOK, OVER THERE!