Stupid Fucking Squirrel

Author: DragonXero

Date: December 13, 2004

by DragonXero
12-13-04
Okay, what the hell is your problem this time, bitch?
I wrote this huge letter for the girl I like, and she hasn't seen it yet, and I'm afraid when she does she'll freak out.
God damn, you're a complete fucking pussy. Should I just chew your esophagus out to end your blathering?
No thanks. I'm trying to cut back on squirrel mutilations for this week.
Your loss.
Stupid fucking squirrel.