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| Good lord, why are you so pissy about New Year's? | |
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| For the same reason I'm pissy about Valentine's Day. | |
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| Ohhh, because you're single! | |
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| No, because it's on those dates every year that the radiator in my car explodes. | |
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| Note to self: Sarcasm is not his strong point. | |
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| I'm sorry, I missed that. The remaining pieces of my shattered heart were clanking around too much. | |
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