Santa Claustrophobic

Author: DragonXero

Date: December 25, 2004

by DragonXero
12-25-04
Aren't you supposed to be delivering presents?!
ON STRIKE!
But, why? You're the jolliest fat man ever!
EXACTLY! I want Jenny Craig or I'm not delivering presents this year.
But, if you lose all that weight, you won't be Santa anymore!
Sure I will. I just won't get stuck in any more goddamn chimneys and have to call Randolph the red-nosed paramedic to help me out!