If I had Jedi Powers (I'd abuse them)

Author: DragonXero

Date: December 28, 2004

If I had Jedi Powers (I'd abuse them) by DragonXero 12-28-04
Hey gorgeous, how're you? Ugh, fuck off loser. I'm here with my boyfriend.	You want to come home with me. You find me irresistable. Please, I love you, take me home with you!	Get off my shit, bitch. You ain't worth my time. Besides, I'm just here with my buddies. Please! I NEED YOU!