Epic Quest Redeux Chapter 3 (IV)

Author: DragonXero

Date: December 31, 2004

by DragonXero
12-31-04
Soon, the heroes will be my victims, and we shall rule this land as husband and.. husband!
God you turn me on sometimes, I just-
MY LOVE! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?!
Shit. I knew we should have taken a right. This temple is a dump!
Ewwww, I think I have a mad genius squirrel splattered all over my shoe. Hold on, I gotta go wipe this off in the grass.