Confused Viking

Author: DragonXero

Date: January 2, 2005

by DragonXero
1-02-05
Time to go to Valhalla!
But I don't want to go to Valhalla! I want to go to heaven!
You can't go to heaven, you're a Viking, and you've died in battle!
How about Hades then? I wouldn't mind hanging out with Hercules!
Let me spell it out for you: Those places don't exist. You can't go there. You will go to Valhalla!
Can I be reincarnated?