Animal Planet II

Author: DragonXero

Date: January 4, 2005

by DragonXero
1-04-05
Roight. Steve Irwin 'ere again. After three weeks in th' 'ospital, oi'm olroight again.
Now, today, we 'ave the BEAU'IFUL Ozzie Croc, 'ose boite can crush a man's pelvis! Now, oi've got to be real care-
AAAH!! OH GOD! OH LORD, MY PELVIS!! AAAARRRGGGH!!!!
Not bad. Kinda gamey. Almost... cheesy.