Animal Planet III

Author: DragonXero

Date: January 4, 2005

by DragonXero
1-04-05
*nngh* Roight then. Steve Irwin 'ere again! Oftah' six months of ROIGHT PAINFUL surgery 'n a new 'ip replacement, oi'm back on the aih'!
Today, we're.. oh 'ello there! My GOD you're a beaut! Just look at that proboscis! And that.. tentac-
A MAYUN!
OI! AAAARRRGGGH!! NOT AGAIN! ME ARSE!! MAKE IT STOP! DEAR GOD IN 'EAVEN MAKE IT STOP!!!
Hmmm. Not bad. A little gamey. At least he's tight.