More Ways Not To Piss People Off While Driving:

Author: DragonXero

Date: March 6, 2005

by DragonXero
3-06-05
On the highway, try to go the speed limit, and stick with one speed.
This is lovely. At this rate, I'll be home sometime next week.
When nearing an onramp on the freeway, give those in the right lane some space to move over.
That's okay, when he runs me into your lane, I'll just run you off the overpass.
If you can't successfully drive whilst operating a cell phone, DON'T.
Greedy, aren't ya? PICK A LANE!