A Few More Things To Help You Drive:

Author: DragonXero

Date: March 6, 2005

by DragonXero
3-06-05
If you've already forgotten to use your signal when entering a left-turn lane, don't bother.
Oh. Yeah. See, now, since you're in the left lane, I thought you were going to go straight! Thanks.
If you've already braked, and have begun your turn, once again, don't bother with the signal.
Oh, great. I almost rear-ended you, but now you're using the signal. Thank you so much.
Got ten cars following you closely? PULL THE FUCK OVER.
Mmm, this is great. 25 in a 55 zone. Maybe I need a flare gun.