Shitty Powers

Author: DragonXero

Date: March 27, 2005

by DragonXero
3-27-05
Y'know what? Having ice powers really isn't that great.
Y'think it's fun having "detachable body parts" powers?
Every day I gotta wake up cold and hard. It's like being married.
Half the time I don't even know where I left my feet.
And what they say about cold affecting your nether regions is true.
At least you can FIND your fucking dick!