Irresponsible Parenting

Author: DragonXero

Date: March 27, 2005

by DragonXero
3-27-05
Hello, Mrs. Johnson? Timmy's been acting up a bit lately.
What's he been doing? Has he been murdering the other students? Castrating the other boys? Raping the girls?
No.. nothing like that... um.. he's just been eating the crayons...
Sweet Jesus fuck!
And using dirty language. I know where that comes from now.
You tell him if he hasn't gotten fucking laid by the time he gets on that bus, he's fucking grounded.