Witches Don't Give Wishes

Author: DragonXero

Date: March 27, 2005

by DragonXero
3-27-05
Look, even though I SAID I don't have to grant you three wishes, I did at least one!
Woohoo! I can breathe underwater! This rocks! Now, I want a billion dollars!
No can do partner. Like I said, I am not supposed to grant wishes. That's a Genie.
Look, you wanna go back in the bottle?
I DON'T HAVE TO GRANT WISHES! Now shut the hell up or I revoke your FIRST wish.
Umm.. you'd.. bring me back to land... right?