I Dream of Bewitched

Author: DragonXero

Date: March 27, 2005

by DragonXero
3-27-05
For the last goddamn time, I don't grant wishes, I place curses and whatnot!
So.. then.. is there some kind of higher power that punishes you for that or something?
NO! I don't have to grant wishes! Jesus fuck! You looking to be turned into a toad or something?
Hey, don't get uppity with me Jeannie. I saw that show with Darren and Samantha!
I'm hanging my fucking broom up. By the way, you're thinking of the wrong show.
Hey, wait, you're supposed to fall in love with me, marry me, and bring your annoying, bitchy mother over!