Soda Guards

Author: DragonXero

Date: April 8, 2005

by DragonXero
4-08-05
An army of Soda guards my Ranch Dressing!
YE GODS! He's coming for us! FALL BACK TO THE CELERY, MEN!
It's no use! Not even the crisper drawer is safe!
God damn it! TO THE FREEZER MEN!
NO! We'll explode in there!
Damn it Private Sunkist! DO AS I SAY!
But General Coke! How will we get there?! This is an over-under fridge and we don't have climbing gear!