Squirrelly Nuts

Author: DragonXero

Date: May 19, 2005

by DragonXero
5-19-05
You ever feel down? Rejected and hurt by a girl? Constantly mising someone but never being able to have her?
No, not really. The ladies love my squirrel dick. Check this, yo.
YO BABY! WANNA COME STORE MY NUTS IN YOUR CHEEKS FOR THE WINTER?
I've got a better idea, how about I just kick you in the fucking head, and you die slowly?
... Chicks ain't nothin' but bitches and ho's.
I dunno, I'm starting to think there are some good ones out there.